THEY say that everything is bigger in Texas – the cattle, the hats, the silicon tits on the chests of the oil-billionaire’s wives. They never mention porn star’s butts, however, and that’s a very serious oversight. So let’s put that right by acknowledging that Alexis Texas has the BENCHMARK BUTT in the business. It is the industry standard by which all other arses are judged.
The bubble-butted blonde from San Antonio has come a long way since she first rooted on camera back in 2008, so we thought we might retrace that momentous journey through the words of the gal herself. Alexis, on shooting her first porno: “I think I had my hands over my breasts for the majority of the scenes, but it’s like Pringles, once you pop you just can’t stop.” On her award-winning arse:
WE RECKON all strippers are winners, but just like in life, some are bigger winners than others. And only one of them could walk away with the top gong of Miss Pink Erotica 2016… and that stunna was 24-year-old Castelle. The event took place at The Pinkenba Hotel in Brisbane, where punters CRAMMED themselves from SHITTER to BARTOP in an attempt to cop a look at the very best in clothing removal specialists in the country. After we’d slammed our cocks in a door-jam for half
AMY may look as sweet and innocent as a basket full of newborn kittens covered in RAINBOWS, but trust us when we say she’s NOT what she seems. This 20-year-old pocket rocket likes sex with guys, girls and sometimes both at the same time. You know what they say -it’s the quiet and innocent-looking ones that are usually the FREAKIEST in bed. And in this case the theory is BANG ON.
“It all started around the time my boobs got big. I used to be a good ballet dancer and getting big boobs kind of changed all that. Training got harder and I started getting distracted by boys. I’m still getting distracted by boys.”
l guess. I like my boobs a lot