Toni Garrn, Alyssia Kent,VERONIKA FASTEROVA,Paris Dylan, ANGELA WHITE, NAKED, People Australia, 16 April 2018
MISS AMERICAN PIEDon McLean’s making music with this sweet piece! AT THE age of 72, Seppo music veteran Don McLean – who gave us that well-worn 1971 FM radio favourite American Pie – seems to be well aware that THIS, or any day, could be the DAY that he DIES. So after his 2016 divorce, instead of just drowning his sorrows by drinking WHISKY AND RYE, the GOOD OL’ BOY decided to drive his CHEVY into the much younger LEVEE of Paris Dylan, a 24-year-old ex-Playboy model. They say you’re only as old as the woman you FEEL, so The Don must only feel a THIRD of his AGE! California gal Paris describes herself as a superfan: “I have to watch my Don McLean videos at least three times a day.” So she has a taste for old farts, but NO TASTE in music.
LUSTY Lil’ Miss Morgan decided to GO BUSH for this beaut photo shoot and we’re very glad she did. Not surprisingly, the 19-year-old model and uni student is a keen fan of stripping off and chilling among the trees and flowers. We passed the Aerogard while having a quiet chat.
WE MISS Taylor Gunz and her TERRIFIC TITS! The stripper was WILD back then, but not as wild as some of the punters at her shows: “[I might be] doing a private show for a couple…and, next thing I know, they’re going for it – HEAD JOBS, the whole lot. I don’t stop them. Fuck, ıf I can have that effect them, that’s AWESOME.”