ZOO Weekly Australia – 9 February 2015 Jaclyn Swedberg. Mr Tiger Blood may draw attention like a Nazi unicorn on crank, but Californian Jaclyn’s in a luscious league of her own.
The 24-year-old’s modelling career was busted wide open in 2011 as she becamePlayboy’s Miss April and then a year later when Hugh Hefner, the world’s randiest walking corpse, chose the Californian as PlaymateoftheYear.
Jaclyn’s said those nude shoots helped her conquer her shyness. She once saw a post on Facebook saying, “Who
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them — and we mean the type with paws and wet noses, not bras the size of spinnakers.
Jaclyn may still follow her dream of being a journalist — and if she does, there’s an intern’s role available at ZOO, with the only working chair in the office saved just for her.
In the meantime she’s trying out in stacks of different directions. There was hosting the Playboy Comedy Lounge — after the show she signed a pic for a couple with a baby boy in a stroller, who said the shot was for him. Yeah, sure.
And out in March is her film debut, in the horror flick Muck. Sadly, it has nothing to do with a serial killer attacking the finals of an all-babe mud- wrestling championships — though there is killing, courtesy of an ancient burial ground. Maybe the mud-wrestling will get a run in the sequel. And if she’s in that, bet on Jaclyn to get nominated for a best actress Oscar.
RHIAN SUGDEN English glamour Rhian is probably thebestofthebreast —MotherNature deservesapaton thebackforcreating these global wonders.
POOLE STACEY Stacey, from the UK, once called her size- FF honkers “little weapons of mass destruction”. Wrong! There’s nothing “little” about them.
LIBBY SMITH When Libby began modelling, her bazoogas were Fs… six months later they wereGs.Bythetime youreadthisthey couldbeZZtops.
PEERS HOLLY Holly has no peers when it comes to whipping out her pups for The Sun’s Page Three. They each weigh more than Taylor Swift.
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JOEY FISHER Welsh glamour Joey has speed bumps that could stop a truck in its tracks… and they’re definitely the kind no-one would mind running into.
JONES ROSIE Champion English stunner Rosie has the world record for number of bras put on and taken off in one minute — seven. That’s magnificent.
VIXENLUCY “Sorry, Lucy can’t come to the phone, she’s got her hands full right now. Please leave a massage after the tone, and she’ll call you if you’re lucky.”
Yeah, it was awesome. I had so much fun! Where did the name Betty Bowpeep come from? Betty is my nickname — it’s just something that I’ve been called since high school. Bowpeep is actually what my boyfriend used to call me, as in Woody and Bowpeep out of Toy Story, and then randomly I just put it as my Facebook name and it caught on! We hear you’ve been shot in even less clothing than this… how did that go, and can you send us the pics?
That was not only one of my first shoots but it was my first nude shoot as well! I guess you hear all the horror stories about girls shooting naked, but honestly it was so great and the room was warm so I was comfy [laughs].
So being in your birthday suit agrees with you? It’s quite funny now because I know a lot of mags do strip- downs where you start off clothed and end up naked, and I think when you look through my shots I probably look a little bit more uncomfortable when I’m clothed! The less I’ve got on the more confident I become
KATRINA BUTTON, 23
PILL ALTERNATIVES My girl wants to try a different form of contraception because she often forgets to take the pill. She’s found this thing called Nexplanon. Is it safe to use?
DARREN, VIA EMAIL DESIREE: Nexplanon is a very small, soft, and flexible birth control implant. It is just four centimetres in length. A health care professional can place it discreetly under the skin on the inside of your girlfriend’s upper arm. It provides up to three years of continuous pregnancy prevention. It is important your health care professional ensures the implant is inserted correctly. It can have some negative side effects, such as change in normal menstrual patterns, increased chance of blood clots, cysts, headaches, weight gain, breast pain, and mood swings. If any of these appear, contact your doctor. Go here for more options: whatcontraceptiveareyou. com.au
BABEWEBWEEK UNSEXY PLACES I’m having a comp with my boyfriend to see who can come up with the place we’d least like to have sex in. He’s beating me and I’m hoping you can help with some ideas. SAM, ANGLE VALE, SA JACQUES: I got a few ideas… In the back of the truck that picks up the tampon bins from women’s toilets… In the bed your grandma died in while you wait for the ambulance to arrive… In an abattoir where they have the random off-cuts — it’s basically a huge steamy pile of cow vaginas. Go hide in there and hope your vagina doesn’t blend in too easily.
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