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I was play-fighting with my friend and fell into a massive candle and caught fire. It was like the climax of an EastEnders Christmas special! My face and hair were covered in wax and, better still, there was a face-shaped dent in the candle. I should have sold it as a perfect likeness! WE NOTICE THAT —APART FROM YOUR OBVIOUS CHARMS —YOU’RE QUITE THE BOOZEHOUND? I’m all or nothing. I save it up for when I go out with the Boob Troupe —my fellow ZOO and Page 3 glamour girls. When we shoot abroad, we fill up a supermarket trolley with Disaronno and Jagermeister, turn the cheesy music up full blast and spend the night chucking each other into the pool… naked. HOW NAUGHTY DO THESE JOLLIES GET? Pretty naked and wet! Kelly Hall stuck a video of me up on Instagram
funny. They also thought it was hilarious that India was called India – it’s like me being called England! FINALLY, WHAT BOXSET DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? I need a Breaking Bad replacement. I’ve started Homeland but it’s nowhere near as good. Tweet me suggestions, people!