nude Sunday Sport 28 December 2014 Feminism has only led us to condoms inside our plum duff
CHRISTMAS is done for another year. The unappetising carcass of the goose or turkey is decaying in the pantry. The cold misery of a long January awaits us, with credit card bills and disconnection threats from the gas board. But, for one man, this festive season has left a more bitter taste than usual. For Kevin Collins found something unwanted in his Christmas pudding. No, not a lucky sixpence. A CONDOM. Kevin’s wife made the mistake of purchasing the family plum duff from a shifty-looking fellow on her local market. The confection was of Bulgarian origin – which goes some way to explaining why it contained a stray sheath. Bulgarians, you see, are notoriously slapdash when it comes to disposing of sex Utter. But the problem would not have occurred if Kevin’s good lady had not been such an idle slattern and had made the Christmas pudding herself. These days, women convince themselves that “careers” come before preparing good, home-made fodder for their menfolk. The folly of that nonsense became apparent when Kevin’s teeth chomped down on a Bulgarian prophylactic. The creed of feminism promised so much. What we have SA. reality, is the men of this country slurping down condoms on Christmas Dn.
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