Valentine’s Day, Naomi Woods , ASSIAH ALCAZAR , Penthouse USA, January, February, 2017
VALENTINE’S DAY TREATS
Remember the time you woke up with night sweats, shaken by the dream of your best friend’s mother playing dress-up? We sure do. Join us as we peek inside the Penthouse vault and make our boyhood Valentine’s Day dreams come true.
Naomi Woods, our fun-size January Pet of the Month, may have gone a little too big in Vegas. Happens to the best of us. Fortunately, this half-Puerto Rican half-Scottish firecracker doesn’t rattle easily. And what could be more fun than waking up next to her, trying to piece together the debaucherous antics of the wild night before?
BABE IN THE BATH WATER
It doesn’t take much for February Pet of the Month Uma Jolie to get us in the mood. Those bedroom eyes, her perfect curves, that gentle kiss. One look from this sultry vixen has us begging to join her.
ASSIAH ALCAZAR is a man of few words, quite literally. Thankfully for us, his images speak for themselves. Born in Malaga in southern Spain, and currently based in Madrid, Alcazar began shooting professionally three years ago and now works with a number of noteworthy publications, including P and Hangover magazine. When he’s not shooting photos, he’s working in advertising, fashion, or film…or at least that is what he told us. He could be a superhero for all we care. All we know is that we love his work
FIRE IN THE HOLE
When Jessica moved into her apartment complex last summer, she didn’t know a soul. Soon, she and Rose became fast friends…a relationship that blossomed into so much more…like swimming…and having red hair…and mutual bikini removal. Ain’t love grand?