Evita Lima ,Riley Reid, Adriana Chechik,Megan Rain,Holly Hendrix , Viola Bailey,Abella Danger,The Picture , Issue 1424 , February 20, 2017
SOME nude models are party girls, always out on the razz, necking Malibu and twerking on tabletops in fancy nightclubs. Not so Evita Lima, whose 36D DEATHSTARS, long, pliable legs and succulent smoo you’re probably CRACKING ONE over right now. The 21-year-old from the Ukraine has more on her mind than just a great head of shiny brown hair that probably smells like fresh flowers. Sure, she doesn’t mind the odd glass of WHOITE WOINE and a turn around the dance floor now and then, but even as she’s been causing crashes on the internet with her sensational photo shoots for the past three years, she’s been studying hard to MAKE A DIFFERENCE in this crazy old world.
LOVE was definitely in the air at the 2017 AVN Awards in Las Vegas. Well, maybe it was just HORNINESS, but it’s a fine line, y’now? The stars of the jizz biz turned out in their droves at the Hard Rock Café for what is widely regarded as the Oscars of porn, only it’s WAY BETTER than that ’cos there’s heaps more TIT and the speeches aren’t so poncy. Hosted by Riley Reid – who picked up a few gongs herself on the night – the awards highlighted the best, the brightest and the SMOO-IEST that porn has to offer. Riley, with HER MUM watching from the audience, Won Fan Favourite Female Star and Social Media Star, as well as one for Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene for her moot-munching efforts with Reena Sky in Missing: A Lesbian Love Story. Adriana Chechik won Female Performer Of The Year, as well as best Oral Sex Scene for her excellent gob work in Adriana Chechik: The Ultimate Slut. “I’m happy to know that the 92 scenes I put in this year finally counted,” she said. “I’m going to remember this forever.” We dunno if Adrianna’s mum was there, but if she was we reckon she would have been PROUD AS BUGGERY. Speaking of which, Megan Rain COPPED ONE for Best Anal Scene for her bum acting in Anal Models, while Holly Hendrix BEAT OFF a hot field to win the Best New Starlet. And we must give a special mention to Abella Danger who won the award for Best Double Penetration Sex Scene. We actually think she got DUDDED ’cos they really should have given